Chi siamo

height: 5' 9.02", weight: 248.6 lbs; have a cut dick as shown in my user pic, cut in 1951, now an antique dick, anything over 50 years old is an antique, still fresh-looking and flesh-colored, I get pleasurable orgasms, have been jacking off since 1965, becoming an exspurt at it, into slower, sensual, lubed, meaningful jackoffs, not fast, dry, meaningless jerkoffs; I am a shemale centaur(of which I might have seen a real centaur jump high in the woods in deep high grass in New Jersey when I was about 10 years old and on my own with nobody around, either it was a centaur or a large deer, but it jumped so quick that I couldn't make out what it was, so it must have been a centaur) with a male head and a female clit perched on top of balls sex organ, not a vagina though like FTM's have, call me a glorified FTM, not my fault, with a well-hung goatee I wanted to also have a well-hung penis, at least I'm honest about it and willing to reveal at ♋ years old; single, never married; non-smoker, never smoked, chewed or snorted tobacco as snuff; don't own pets; not vegetarian; no tattoos; no body piercings; no shaved underms or chest; focus on hair length for style only as in the late sixties to seventies; never had an std, but had college mono(mononucleosis), the kissing disease; never have had covid, got first shot; I speak, read and write highly educated English, although on the GRE I only did better than 38% of all those who took the test worldwide that day in 1977(better than 72% on the Quantitative), went through alot of education to learn it and earn it, back there in semenary school took English and got 3 B's and 3 C's, and I don't speak gullah black English slang or standard black slang even though there are alot of blacks in this county, I'm not black though, nor Hispanic; my yard is spotless clean thanks to me and so is the inside of my house, I never leave things on the floors or put them on floors to avoid dust mites, and make up my bed every morning; here to 👁👁 at pics/vids as a sexual windowshopper, not a redlight district windowshopper with the eventual goal of touching what was seen in the windows(I don't think I will have that eventual goal, but a girl might see me differently and want to fuck, that's why I'm scheduled for a vasectomy consult at the end of April).........................................................my dick on 1/31/2021 measured 4.5" long(📏) and 2" in diameter(📏) thick at the base, with tight 1" in diameter black(📏) cockring, in orgasm delay when it's the swollen up largest when juicy cum's in it, once swollen up so much that I could barely pull cockring off, absolute nerveana, don't need it any longer then, but can't imagine how 2, 3 or 4 times the length, 8,12 and 16" big dick and huge cock penis kings seen here on xhamster in vids would feel, they are the rulers(📏👰🏻🤰🏻👶🏻🤰🏻👶🏻🤰🏻👶🏻🤰🏻👶🏻🤰🏻👶🏻🤰🏻👶🏻👶🏻🤰🏻👶🏻👶🏻👶🏻) of male sex, sex gods among us really, able to provide rainbows(🌈) of alot of splashy(💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦) colorful(🌈) white(🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍) cum, gods such as Pan and the original not fat Silenis the Satyr in ancient Greece in 400 BC who would help shepherds in rustic wooded settings who had to work hard there by putting on sex shows of what they could do with their long dicks and gorgeous sex goddesses to entertain them, providing succour(suck our) to the fellas(fellatios), also the god of love, Eros, in Greece and Italy; my cock was not pumped when swollen on 1/31/2021, the cock ring swells it up instead, that Xact-Fit black 1" silicone cockring has come out to be a magic ring, maybe a "Lord of the Rings" ring.........................my cock is so small and clit-like that I'm sure I'm a new variant of a shemale, of course you've heard of new covid variants.........................please do not delete the vids I save to Favorites, I can't handle violence like that at my age of 69........................my 4.5" penis is smaller than some shemales on vids here at xhamster(😠), much smaller than the UKsexagent.com midget who can have vaginal sex on his knees with the actresses on their knees from behind, which I can't bc as a eunuch my cock is too short, mine's probably smaller than a 6th grade boy in Seattle who married his teacher, the late Mary Letourneau, my sexual character is almost, if not for jackoffs, totally defamed........................wonder what my neighbors are going to think if they see me here starring in my amateur homemade vids, the way I look at it is they had their minds in the gutter just as much as me visiting xhamster...........................I've added some cave art that I find symbolic if inside female's cunt caves near their cervixes around the dripping stalagmites and stalactites of their bubbly vagina walls, and ass walls, the UKsexagent gets to see maybe some of their art shows but I don't, so how would I live knowing that? not real well(😠), looking to get out of this place to where the place is on my side, a side such as the sides of a cave where cave art is, where common sense is when the word side is the same spelling and pronunciation as the other word side, and no "Strange Days" strange life bad trip is with the UKfakeagent midget porn star with a dick much longer than mine, which recalls to me the strange midget on the cover of The Doors "Strange Days", a strange but for me also bad sexual trip for me right now at 5'9" normal height, since I'm taller than the midget, I should have a penis his length, not the other way around .....................girls prefer well-hung(🌈) penises capable of supplying splashy, colorful, white cum(💦💦💦💦💦💦 💦💦💦💦 💦💦💦💦) to them when they are on their knees(🧎🏻‍♀️) if front of their cave art wall hangings of well-hung art, and as a cock worshipper I worship watching these vids here, wow is it ever possible to jack off to them, thanks for uploading them, you are lucky dicks, and the girls are lucky to get to suck dicks that long; back in the 70's in Hustler Magazine Beverly Morris said "Big dicks are prime," and the UKsexagent midget therefore is prime, which is why he makes vids with attractive, normal-sized females; I worship cock and cunt online entertainment, I'm not into Gay cock entertainment except FTM to learn how they do it, I do watch lesbian entertainment to see how they do that and learn from it since my cock is small; mine's built for the palm of my right hand only, to derive pleasure watching fucking, never participating in it because of a lack of penis size, until the bad sexual trip is over, in the better place that's on my side where the sides of her cave walls have her art display that she is very proud of; back in ancient Persia men were going to be castrated and made into eunuchs to guard the queen, and they didn't want to be castrated, eunuchs were guards of queens of royal courts, and could not physically fuck with the queens, having to have the stud well-hung kings fuck the queens, maybe even getting to be by the beds during the sex and watch what they couldn't have, maybe going up and licking the kings' assholes in abdication, adoration, cock worship, sensory deprivation and sadism toward them, eating their hearts out instead of the queen out...............................I'd like to say that I keep seeing the HD anal sex vids here and they are very erotic, I'd like to see 4K ones, some of white couples with the girls in bras LEFT ON during the whole clip, not unhooked, I'd like to jack off to them.........................by the way, I don't know if anybody has saved any of my vids to their Favorites vids, nor do I care, but I will never delete my vids, password protect them or designate them as Friends Only, as some eventually became within my Favorites vids, becoming worthless to me, my vids are public, and at 69 years old I don't care who looks at them bc 69(♋) is the only age in life symbolizing a sex position..............................the photo of the shack I uploaded below is not where I live, that was in a rural black area 30 miles away from me called Adam's Run, in southern Charleston County, I was driving around down there once and took the photo..................since I'm on a sexual bad trip and also need to lose about 100 lbs of weight from 248.6 right now, it would not be advisable for me to chat on Messages or accept Friend requests now, I think a thin bod could handle a sexual bad trip, particularly if my hair grows for another two years, I'll live a hippie life.....................I believe healthy sex is religion(although Christianity is the main religion for me), and long dicks are it's gods, and attractive females are it's goddesses, without a doubt, many are seen in vids here on xhamster, that's why I'm into cock worship and cunt worship, when I pass on I hope I get to go to where their place is which would be on my side, where a side has framed art such as in the Louvre on it's side walls and cave paintings on the sides of the cave walls in Lascaux, both using the word side and both beginning with the capital letter L, I am earning acceptance into such place, but of course those who are gods now didn't have to earn it, they were born that way, so earning it is moot............................I recall back in the late 70's when I found a men's mag at a gas station news stand and it had a fiction story in it which had "I dig dope, and I dig sex" in it, and I dig that motto for real life, although in the state where I live the only legal dope is alcohol, I think it's only a matter of time before other dope becomes legalized like some other states have legalized such as the other southern state, Virginia, during the past three days...........................I've uploaded photos I took on March 1, 2021, they are of me without a shirt and how I'm looking right now with how my hair and goatee are, also how I've been doing losing weight which is showing in my face, neck and shoulders, I'm looking like when I used to surf in the 70's, photos were taken in my bathroom mirror, today, March 2, I edited these photos with Windows Paint which enables them to be viewed as humans would see me and not the mirror seeing me, the photos with the word "KODAK" spelled backward on them are the mirror image photos, images I look at when brushing teeth, shaving, brushing and blowdrying hair, everybody has their own mirror image....................................I made alot of adults only sex blogs and they probably can be found listed in my phallic art blog.........................I have been dieting on a hospital dietician diet and have lost 5" in my waistline since 2016, my alterationist measured how much I have lost by putting up a measuring tape to my pants she was going to alter for my little brother's funeral coming up; the diet is easy to go on now with normal serving sizes filling enough, and I move quicker with better mobility; now I can see my dick when I'm standing, at first I couldn't see it, my stomach was blocking my view...............................................yeah I'm so sad about my little brother Thomas and a motorized skateboard accident, he and I were just together Thursday afternoon, Feb. 25th, he told me he did a 3 page spread in "Playgirl" either in the 70's or 80's, I said "why didn't you tell me DA," and he said he just didn't, he and I were real close, he was into a motorized skateboard, and collided with a pickup truck over on the beach he lived on at about 6:30 Saturday evening, Feb. 27th, he went into an ICU at a hospital and survived for a week, his funeral hasn't occurred yet as of today, 3/16/2021, I uploaded some photos of him and one of me and him in 1963 over on Facebook